“Your mom so fat your father left”
“Your dad so broke he sold you”
“Fatherless? skill issue”
“You’re a living reminder”
“Did you hear from your dad yet”
“IPad kid”
“Jordon Peterson isn’t your dad”
“Andrew Tate isn’t your dad”
“Bro got Hussled University”
Feel free to use when you lose in an online video game.
Pythaggregator
The Picard Maneuver
When i was a kid, that would’ve been a baseball game he’s talking about.
Edit: and the banter would have taken place in a bar. With the same chance of no one hearing my banter, like it is online nowadays.
I guess nothing beats the chance of eventually being heard by billions online.
I know what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna do your mom
Afterwards, could you give me a hug and tell me you believe in me?
“Your mom so fat your father left”
“Your dad so broke he sold you”
“Fatherless? skill issue”
“You’re a living reminder”
“Did you hear from your dad yet”
“IPad kid”
“Jordon Peterson isn’t your dad”
“Andrew Tate isn’t your dad”
“Bro got Hussled University”
Feel free to use when you lose in an online video game.
That happened to me once like 20 years ago. A kid I ran into on borderlands wanted me to pretend I was his dad. I was not old enough to do so.